My name is Osama Bin Diesel, I was the actor Vin Diesel until it got bitten by a radioactive Osama Bin Laden.
I'm not Osama Bin Laden, I'm Osama Bin Diesel, I'll explain it to you.
About two years ago a fan came up to me and told me how much he loved watching me kick ass in the movies. I like to be liked, it feels good on my brain. I put two and two together and realized right then and there people like me because I beat people up. I like to be liked, so I decided to beat someone up, my plan backfired.
People got mad at me because the person I beat up didn't do anything wrong. I put two on top of two and decided to beat someone up who did something VERY wrong. Osama Bin Laden.
It turns out Bin Laden had been trying to build a dirty bomb and got contaminated by radioactive material, Osama Bin Laden was radioactive. And he had just bitten me. "WHY WOULD YOU BITE THE DIESEL!"
The next day I discovered I had the beard, the camo jacket and the love of caves of Bin Laden but fortunately not the evil desire to kill. I was Osama Bin Diesel.
I'm not Osama Bin Laden, I'm Osama Bin Diesel, I'll explain it to you.
About two years ago a fan came up to me and told me how much he loved watching me kick ass in the movies. I like to be liked, it feels good on my brain. I put two and two together and realized right then and there people like me because I beat people up. I like to be liked, so I decided to beat someone up, my plan backfired.
People got mad at me because the person I beat up didn't do anything wrong. I put two on top of two and decided to beat someone up who did something VERY wrong. Osama Bin Laden.
It turns out Bin Laden had been trying to build a dirty bomb and got contaminated by radioactive material, Osama Bin Laden was radioactive. And he had just bitten me. "WHY WOULD YOU BITE THE DIESEL!"
The next day I discovered I had the beard, the camo jacket and the love of caves of Bin Laden but fortunately not the evil desire to kill. I was Osama Bin Diesel.
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(Source: whatevernikole, via misserikayo)
